Relativity Tower

My mind is racing

Anxious like a Pitbull

Gracious tenacious

No reason to recall

Shock collar no sweat

Delivers a message

With an alphabet passage

Package Bethpage

For middle-aged

Desk-jockey ragers

Floppy-disk-flippin

Pleathered up pagers

Pages Sagacious

On relativity tower

Records will show

No reason to holla

At your Rebbe

When you see

Him at the mikvah

Mitzvah Matzah

Holy as Hatikvah

Be rapping this up

Like phylacteries

Based on memories

Maimonides hard to please

A scholastic disease

Nega-tory please

Do not get me started

On that curled up

Hairpiece, please

Pardon my sleeves

Are they below my knees

You be callin it

A striptease, don’t tease

One line, no line,

These stockings

Are fleece, nega-tory please

I be rapping it up

You got me caught up

On the down

No crown on this clown

Collegic affair

A libtard flare

I’d rather be without air

Control to tower

Anyone home?

Exactly, nough said

Let’s put this to bed  

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